maid to order (commission)

a commission for Nouv!

It was a very cold, very snowy, very boring end to the week, as far as Nouv was concerned.

They’d been stuck inside for most of the day, it seemed – from work, to the bus ride home, to the hours spent at their computer trying to find a way to fill the day… and the cat was growing tired of it.

With a sigh, they flopped completely onto their bed, the few scattered belongings and plushies that covered it going flying – but they didn’t care. 

Bwuh!

They were just starting to consider a nap a good use of their time when their phone dinged. The familiar face of Kye stared back, little horns and stuck-out tongue framed by the notification’s icon circle.

“Hey! Just letting you know I’m starting on your comm, by the way? I think you said you wanted a rubber mouse, right?”

O-Oh. Right. The… story, right?

“Yeah!” Nouv sent back, paws a blur. 

There was no reply – but they did get a thumbs-up in response. Clearly, the savhara was already writing – and…

Nouv flopped back on their tummy, mind awash in thoughts about mice and rubber. Maybe even a cute little dress? A barcode? Dizzy eyes?

…It was, of course, at that instant that they noticed their shirt was fitting weirdly. Normally, it laid flush – but something beneath it was starting to force it up and outwards, as if they’d put on something underneath?

Curious, the cat sat up, lifting their shirt – and turned as red as a tomato. Sprouting from them was the familiar black and white ruffles of… a maid dress? A rubber maid dress?!

“HUH?”

They jumped to their feet in alarm, trying to tug on it – and only turning more red as it sqrrrked  and squished beneath their attempts to remove it, spreading up under their more normal clothing as they stared in shock.

Already, their height had begun to dwindle – fur beginning to mat down here and there into splotches of growing rubber as the cat fumbled for the phone. This had to be related – it had to!

“Kye!!!” Nouv sent, panicked – but it stayed unread. Clearly the critter was too busy! The phone fell from their shaking grasp, and Nouv hopped up, hoping to try and stop this before it was too late.

Their tail, fluffy, ringed, began to stretch before their very eyes – fur falling away as the tail underneath grew more mousey, getting a brand new bright pink bow tied around the very tip as they tried to do anything about it!

Their legs, shortening, rubberizing, began to repaint themselves – gaining the patterns and rough chunky shapes of a pair of heels and long, maid stockings, completely seamless and as much a part of them as their fur was.

“H-Help!”

Already, the distance back up to the bed where their phone was laying was growing – even as they tried to climb, they found that their arms were beginning to lose the strength they had before, but whether that was simply from the whole turning to rubber business or simply because Nouv was stressed out about the aforementioned rubber business wasn’t completely clear. Maybe they’d be able to ask someone else in the house for help?

No. No way. I’m not going out like this!!

Nouv turned even more red as their rubber dress-self finally tore right through their shirt, tattered fabric falling to the floor as the only clothes they’d ever wear again practically pwoofed outwards, gaining a fake “puffy” look as they seemed to inflate into permanent prim and proper position.

Their handpaws, thickening up into chunky rubbermouse paws, began to whiten – and, before their very eyes, their forearms reformed and reshaped themselves into cute little mousey maid gloves. Nouv whined, hoping the rest of the changes would at least go quickly enough as they dwindled past three feet tall, long tail swishing back and forth with a cacophony of tiny squeaks. Surely they were dreaming. This couldn’t be real, could it?

Their phone, high on the bed, dinged.

Nouv’s snout began to change – gaining a new rubber mousey bucktooth, and slightly pinker as Nouv shut their eyes as tight as they could, willing it to stop… and then, all at once, the changes stopped.

Nouv, slowly, opened their eyes one at a time.

The shrinking had stopped. Their face hadn’t changed any further.

Even the little rubber mousey maid headdress was still the same, half-formed and incomplete.

Nouv started to breathe a sigh of relief, until they realized this meant they… were functionally a rubbermouse with a cat’s head.

Grabbing for the sheets, Nouv managed to clamber their way back up to the top of the bed, blushing furiously at each squish and squeak their new body made, until, finally, they reached their enormous phone, unlocking it with great difficulty.

Kye’s message sat there, their face staring back.

“Ugh, I’m sorry, I’ll have to finish this another day. Something came up! Hope you like what I’ve written so far, though!”

Nouv clenched their fists, cheeks burning. “ANOTHER DAY?”

kaijufication (commission)

a commission for Zeelo!

It was a chilly fall day – just how Zeelo liked it.

Today was a wonderful day for a walk, it turned out! Beautiful blue sunny skies, the first hints of trees turning their fall colors, temperatures in the mid-50s – really, he’d been waiting all year for this sort of weather. Why not take advantage of his day off, see the sights? 

So, here he was, walking downtown – peering into Halloween displays, shops already starting to decorate here and there for the two biggest upcoming holidays of the season. Not quite Christmas music, not yet, but he did spot a few reindeer decorations waiting in the wings for November 1st. Came earlier every year, it seemed.

Maybe that’s why Zeelo wasn’t surprised when, out of the blue, a stack of papers on a nearby sidewalk cart were caught by the wind, scattering them across the street. The snow leopard barely had a moment to react before one of the papers smacked into his face, blinding him for a moment in gaudy orange and black print – but, as he tugged it away, the text became easier to read.

Monster Mash! Halloween Party and Parade, it read in little golden letters. Bring your friends, have a ball!

“…Huh!” Zeelo chuckled, turning the little paper over to see where exactly this party might be. It… didn’t seem to have an address. Or a phone number?

Seemed like a little bit of an oversight on their part.

Shrugging, the snow leopard balled up the flyer and went to toss it into a nearby trash can – when, suddenly, his arm holding the wadded up invitation went numb as if it had fallen asleep.

Glancing over at it, Zeelo started in surprise as his arm exploded outwards, knocking the stall full of papers to the sidewalk as it began to grow, and grow, and grow!

His fingers, soft, fluffy, began to swell and extend into enormous golden plastic claws before his very eyes, snow leopard fur giving way to gray and black patterned vinyl – even as people on the sidewalk stopped to stare at the swelling snow leopard, his tummy starting to swell to match! Up, and up, and up it swelled – tearing right through his shirt and badly stretching his shorts, dropping both to the pavement and drawing attention from the confused bystanders currently taking a few steps back.

“H-Hey! Stop that!” Zeelo called in alarm, his remaining unchanged paw pressing down to try and halt the inflation, but all it really managed to do was ineffectually squeak against the plastic that was replacing his midsection, and force air out of his tummy into his–

PFFFSSSHHWOOMP! The sound was so loud he wasn’t even quite sure where it came from, until the feeling of his center of balance changing drew his gaze backwards in worry.

Zeelo’s tail exploded outwards with such force and size that a nearby car was knocked over, his lower half beginning to double, triple, quadruple in size and pressure with each passing moment! Gone was the soft lower half of a snow leopard, in was a pooltoy monster, a valve squeezing out of his tummy the size of a manhole cover!

It seemed to pause for just a moment – before with a deep hiss like a great gust of wind, he began to grow larger all over, all at once. It was as if Zeelo was being scaled up, big tail and increasingly round midsection brushing against the nearby buildings as he passed two stories, three stories, four stories tall…!

Shouts of alarm and surprise came up from below as Zeelo began to tower into the sky, black and white alternating stripes and golden spikes spreading down his spreading, swelling, creaking tail – and, gently, he tried to move out of the way as his footpaws exploded outwards into huge toy kaiju claws, but… carefully, as if hitting it with a pillow, he knocked a bus over.

“S-Sorry!” He called, his voice deep, toyishly monstery. It was hard to even form words – as if his snout didn’t quite feel like moving the same way?

His chest changed next – hollowing out as his proportions began to shift upwards in size and downwards in realism, softening and spreading out as the hiss of inflation filled his ears and arms – fur gave way to soft vinyl, a few tiny warning labels dotted here and there as golden rounded spikes and white striped gray vinyl replaced the soft grays and rosettes of a snow leopard.

His ears, twisting, tugging, inflating outwards, became an enormous pair of horns even as his snout began to tug itself into a big, toony menacing grin – cheek fluff hardening and reshaping into yet more spikes. His height passed six stories as he waddled backwards, pressing against a building with enough weight from his sheer volume of air that he heard the bricks strain – until, finally, the toy finished his changes, peering over the skyline in only the way an inflatable kaiju can.

“RAWR?” Zeelo asked, helpfully.

All that answered was a car alarm.

Carefully, he took a step forward – and something soft flailed against the stretched vinyl of the bottom of his enormous paw. Oops.

the looking glass (commission)

A commission for Ehksidian!

“UGHHH.”

The drakkai was bored. Bored. BORED. Rain poured down outside, shrouding the world beyond her window in a gray pallor – even the birds were silent, sheltering from the driving storm just as she was.

Her phone was still and quiet – evidently everyone else was either still asleep or busy, as even the usual haunts were quiet as she flopped back on her bed, staring at the ceiling.

Or, at least, she was – until she noticed her mirror.

Usually just used to inspect outfits or even to throw clothes over if the chair or bed weren’t close enough, the standing mirror had been in the corner of her room for years, at least – reflecting just enough of the room to see the window, and little else.

Today, though, the view had… changed.

Instead of the perfect reflection of her room, a new room existed on the other side of the mirror – garbed in finery and flowing cloth, white curtains and crimson plush carpeting. It drew Xena in like a moth, her gaze unable to pull away even as she stood, crossing the room to stare inwards. 

Nevermind the fact there was no reflection of her in this mirror – it was as if it was a window into a world beyond her own, tantalizingly close yet just out of reach.

Slowly, carefully, she reached out a claw to touch the glass.

The instant contact was made, the mirror’s surface rippled as if a rock had been lobbed into a pool of water, her claw sinking in slightly. 

This only made the drakkai more curious.

Glancing over her shoulder, Xena considered simply laying back down and forgetting whatever strangeness awaited her – but boredom won out, yet again. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?

She pushed her paw through, meeting resistance as if she was trying to push her way through gelatin. It fought, pushing back with surprising strength, but she was simply stronger – slipping through the barrier out of her room and into… wherever this was.

The room was warm, a scent not unlike cloves filling the space – large cushions and comfortable furniture were scattered here and there, a small portrait high above containing a framed face of some sort of rabbit, peering down at her.

Huh. She pinched herself, closing her eyes.

Nope. Still here.

Whoever this room belonged to was clearly of some importance, as she snooped through their belongings. Finery and objects she had no name for, jewelry of metals unimagined and household devices not yet conceived.

Again, though, she turned her attention to the mirror.

Her room was still there, true, but… hazier. A slight reflection of the room she was in had fallen over it, almost as if the image has been double exposed.

Oh, well. She’d head back soon enough, right?

As she continued to look through the room, she… suddenly found herself experiencing a strange deja vu. She’s been here before, hadn’t she? No. Yes?

Xena stopped, rubbing her head with a shockingly soft paw for a moment before she realized what was different about that, tugging it away to take a closer look. Her claws were gone, replaced by soft cream and wheat-colored fur – finely manicured and shampooed to be soft and shiny.

She stared at her paw for a moment, before shrugging. It seemed odd, but if she didn’t have claws why had she assumed that would’ve hurt?

Her ears, gently tugging upwards as she lounged in the grand, soft bed that occupied the large corner of the room, didn’t draw her attention either – nor did the reddish-brown hair, spilling down her back and over her face, sprouting small holite flowers that bloomed and blossomed in the afternoon sun. 

She grew more at-home, house clothes becoming the nightwear of nobility – fine pseudosilks and linens, cradling the increasingly leporine drakkai in dream-like comfort. Her eyes gained flecks of gold, spreading through the iris like wildfire, until with a few blinks, their eyes had stopped itching. Perhaps they’d been more tired than they thought?

Kye sat up, horns dwindling away, as something caught their attention. Their mirror had cracked?

“Hm.”

The Prince swung their paws out of their bed, gently padding over to take a closer look. Sure enough, a crack ran from the bottom frame to the middle, perfectly down the center line of the mirror – and, for a moment, Kye swore they saw something else in the reflection, but a blink later it was just… themself, and their room.

For good measure, they turned the mirror away.

“A nap might be in order,” The bunny said aloud to no one in particular, drawing the curtains.

“It certainly beats being bored.